LES is Indeed More - Bowery Boogie

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

LES is Indeed More

Inspired by the advent of these tongue-in-cheek ads pasted around the neighborhood, I present to you the "Can't afford to live on the LES because of Yuppification" move:

  1. Rent. Rent. Rent.
  2. Parasitic chain banks monopolize street corners, and eliminate neighborhood character.
  3. The local dive was torn down and replaced with multi-million dollar condos.
  4. Getting a proper haircut may require a salon visit worth more than my cable bill.
  5. Drink specials are harder to find, and I won't settle for PBR.
  6. Businesses catering to locals are being supplanted by bars and egregious nightlife.
  7. Low-rise durability is giving way to second-rate high-rise glass.

3 comments:

EV Grieve said...

Ha! I posted the hipster version of this annoying ad campaign today...I'm not sure what they're trying to do with these ads...except alienate the very people they want to target.

boweryboogie said...

Oh yeah, I just saw that you did. Advertisers are just trying to stay relevant with their consumer base I guess. They know people like us understand their intentions. I still think it's rather lame, though.

Wash Echte said...

EV Grieve, how can it alienate you when they're at the same time not "getting it" ? Does that mean you do feel offended? Why? Because it's true? Just trying make sense of your obvious contradicition here...