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SNL Dubs Lady Gaga Perfume “Hotel Mattress” [Video]
Ever the headline hog, it was reported last week that Lady Gaga wants her months-in-the-making fragrance to smell like “semen and blood.” If you find yourself spritzing yourself with eau de bodily fluid in the future, head to the clinic and get tested!
Naturally, writers on SNL couldn’t let that gem of a story slip through their fingers. Seth Meyers commented accordingly during his Weekend Update bit:
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