Meet Jeff, Pet Fish of 169 Bar

Everybody, meet Jeff the fish.  He’s a straight-edge punker who’s livin’ large in a tank at 169 Bar, and doesn’t take too kindly to alcoholic handouts. There’s even a sign which explains his position on the matter. Note the rogue grammar additions, too:

Hello, my name is Jeff.  I’m a fish.

I know you think it’s as funny as shit, but I don’t drink beer, cocktails, or shots.

If you see anyone pouring a drink into my tank, can you do me a favor and punch them in the mouth?

So there you have it.  Next time you have a pint at 169, say hello. He’ll even follow your hand while pressed against the glass.  Just don’t f*ck with him. Or else!