Motorhead Metalhead’s “Raw Dog” in the Bathroom Leaves One Fan Pregnant

Posted on: April 13th, 2012 at 6:28 am by

Let’s take a brief trip to the Second City for some morning entertainment. One Motorhead metalhead is searching for the father of her unborn child after a “raw dog” orgasmatron in the bathroom left her pregnant.

Photo Credit: Motorhead

The alleged casual coital encounter transpired at the Aragon Ballroom in Chicago during the double-bill Megadeth/Motorhead show. That’s all well and good, but now the expecting mother is searching for the father, having taken to the Missed Connections section of Craigslist (flagged for removal).

Me: Blue hair, silver tube top, fishnets, Knee high black biker boots.
You: Red mohawk, black pentagram gauges, viper piercings.

I was grinding on you in the pit, then we went to the bathroom, and got f***ed up. You had a nice c**k and I was wasted so I let [you] raw dog it in the stall. You were really good and you had to gag me so I would make too much noise.

Anyway I’m pregnant. It’s yours. contact me if you want to be part of your child’s life.

Definitely a hint of sex and outrage here. Anyone? We could go all night…

So, time to bring this home. In your opinion, which bathrooms on the Lower East Side are the best for public sex?

[via NME]

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