Urinating Under the Lights of Orchard Street

Early Sunday morning, this middle-aged chump stopped in the middle of the Orchard Street sidewalk to relieve himself. In plain sight. Not content to hide behind any of the many obstructions, the guy shamelessly furnished his brick and drained the lizard without a care in the world.
The other hand was used to press the cell phone firmly to his ear. Wonder if the person on the other end of the call knew of his urinating…
Unfortunately, this is a common sight these days.
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Rima Finzi-Strauss
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Joey
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limosineliberal
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