What Would Stefon Say About Solas?

Posted on: December 31st, 2012 at 6:48 am by

New Year’s Eve is upon us, party planning in full swing. So, here’s us imagining what SNL’s Stefon might say about Solas up on East Ninth Street:

New York’s hottest club is Solas. Part cubicle farm, part fight club, this popular gathering spot for backpack wearing adults is the creation of Douche Bigalow. This place has everything! Vomit slides, hospital gurney bumper cars, red bulls. And guess who may drop by! Is that a homeless woman eating a rotisserie chicken from her purse? No, it’s Rachel Zoe!

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