Bowery Boogie | A Lower East Side Chronicle

“Whiskey breath gets you laid.”  Sitting in the window of Iggy’s at 132 Ludlow.

Third Rail Coffee at 240 Sullivan Street claims that Fozzie’s nic-fix is of the Oaxaca variety.  Wocka Wocka Wocka.

“Stimulate the economy by making it stimulate you”!  This was one of two chalkboards stationed outside Iggy’s Keltic Lounge at 132 Ludlow. Iggy’s Keltic Lounge, 132 Ludlow, (212) 529-2731

“Your Liver is evil! It needs to be punished.”  Words of wisdom spotted on the chalkboard outside Milano’s Bar.

Spotted outside the Well Connected Barber Shop at 151 Allen Street.

Georgia’s Eastside BBQ at 192 Orchard Street makes a funny: What do supa fly pigs call their ladies? Fine swine! Were they up all night thinking of that gem?