Bowery Boogie | A Lower East Side Chronicle

It didn’t take long for Subway to install the wretched Subman near its new location at 334 Grand Street.  Over the weekend, we spotted the lame-ass mascot at the southeast corner of Allen Street.  A buffoon.

We resisted the urge.

The Subway franchise at 334 Grand Street is just days from opening its doors to the Lower East Side.  According to a store worker cleaning the windows, the upscale Palazzo Grey eatery fast food slop-house should begin serving on Wednesday.
Time to place your wagers on when we should expect the inevitable visit from “Subman.”