Bowery Boogie | A Lower East Side Chronicle

More leggy iGraffiti to report.  This corrupted iPad advert was spotted on Clinton Street.  Speaking of which, we could go for some iPad Thai right about now.

Since its official launch a few weeks ago, leggy iPad ads have seemingly seized all available advertising space across the neighborhood.  Targets include everything from telephone banks to subway entrances.

Okay, someone please tell us how you lose a red-eared slider turtle at the corner of Bowery and Houston.  We’re all ears at this point.  On a more serious note, though, be on the lookout for Shredder and his evil posse of swashbuckling fools.  Apparently he’s on the prowl for some decent turtle soup.

The payphone outside Lolita (it still blows) on the corner of Allen and Broome Streets is battleground for two networks airing vampire programming. But there’s really no contest. One side of the “Vamp Phone” features the brilliant negative-space ad for True Blood, a particularly rare sight this late in the season; the other side boasts [...]