Bowery Boogie | A Lower East Side Chronicle

The Palazzo Grey at 334 Grand Street is now marked with its first official graffito.  In recent days, a street writer tagged the west-facing facade of the nascent luxury building-cum-Subway food court.

A little over a month after announcing its intentions in the neighborhood, the Subway franchise at 342 Bowery (former Downtown Music Gallery) is now serving. This location is the city’s 134th location. Bon appetit.

It didn’t take long for Subway to install the wretched Subman near its new location at 334 Grand Street.  Over the weekend, we spotted the lame-ass mascot at the southeast corner of Allen Street.  A buffoon.

We resisted the urge.

The Subway franchise at 334 Grand Street is just days from opening its doors to the Lower East Side.  According to a store worker cleaning the windows, the upscale Palazzo Grey eatery fast food slop-house should begin serving on Wednesday.
Time to place your wagers on when we should expect the inevitable visit from “Subman.”