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Orchard Street Now a ‘Jingle Hell’ with Fornicating Reindeer and Pissing Santa

Posted December 4, 2017 at 9:43 am

Of golden showers and horny reindeer. The Skinny has taken that SantaCon spirit and foisted it upon Hell Square with the kitschy “Jingle Hell’s” television promo stunt. Installing new signage and lewd Christmas decorations on the roof of 174 Orchard Street. Such as this pissing Santa, complete with neon yellow stream; or the fornicating reindeer […]

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Hell Square Gets a Drunken ‘Jingle’ with SYFY Pop-up Bar at The Skinny

Posted December 1, 2017 at 5:03 am

It’s only fitting that one of the most rowdy of Hell Square bars is rebranded as “Jingle Hell’s.” Indeed, beginning tomorrow and for the next ten days, The Skinny bar on Orchard Street is masquerading as an “an anti-holiday pop-up bar” to promote SYFY’s new television series, HAPPY! The cable network sure pulled out all […]

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The SKINnY Soft Opens Tonight at 174 Orchard Street

Posted August 21, 2014 at 11:40 am

The fattened SKINnY Bar and Lounge is opening much earlier than we thought at 174 Orchard Street. As in, tonight. We hear word from ownership that this evening is soft-launch for the newly-expanded rock bar, which closed in 2012 for renovations. Here is more of the skinny on SKINnY, according to press materials: The SKINnY Bar […]

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The SKINnY Set to Return to Orchard Street After 2 Year Hiatus

Posted August 20, 2014 at 5:22 am

Narrow Orchard Street dive, The SKINnY Bar & Lounge, closed way back in 2012. That’s an eternity by city standards. The reason for its (temporary) shutter was an expansion into the neighboring store that previously housed Elegant Woolen & Silk. Since then, never-ending construction on the neighboring Orchard Hell Building (i.e. Hotel Indigo) has consumed the […]

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The SKINnY Begins Expansion on Orchard Street

Posted October 16, 2012 at 6:18 am

The SKINnY is about to jump into a new weight class with a larger waistline, so to speak. Having closed for renovations last month, the narrow dive is already on its way to a bigger future.

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The SKINnY on Orchard to Expand Next Door

Posted March 2, 2012 at 6:19 am

With Elegant Woolen & Silk officially gone from the Lower East Side landscape, a replacement is already waiting in the wings.

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