Bowery Boogie | A Lower East Side Chronicle

It’s three times a charm for White Slab Palace and their broken window situation.  Last summer, we reported on the two busted glass panes in the Delancey facade, which, to date, have not been replaced.  This third act of vandalism occurred in the last few weeks and, like its brethren, will probably remain unfixed.

White Slab Palace made national news yesterday, thanks to an incident involving their beloved taxidermy.  Apparently, a bar patron was struck by a falling moose head back in October.  According to the Associated Press, the negligence suit was filed last week, the plaintiff seeking unspecified damages.
A Web designer says she was struck by the decor [...]

Last month, a team of painters whitewashed the east-facing facade of the iconic Bowery Savings Bank building at 77 Delancey.  The fading graffiti there was bleeding to death.

Last night, this blow-up doll let it all hang out near the Allen Street entrance of White Slab Palace.  Riding a bike, as it happens.  Clever ‘n classy.

Add White Slab Palace to the list of excessively noisy Lower East Side offenders.  Catering to the B&T set this past Saturday, the bar’s selection of skull thumping music well after 2 am was simply overpowering.  With windows fully open to the street, the tunes were audible nearly a block and a half away.  And [...]

White Slab Palace is currently welcoming a new steel addition to its Allen Street facade. According to recently-filed DOB permits, “100 linear feet of heavy duty sidewalk shed” is in the works for the purpose of “remedial repairs.” Perhaps the new furniture is in response to the alleged falling debris that one bartender [...]