The Story of the Douchegirl at Sunshine Cinema

Posted on: December 7th, 2009 at 6:26 am by

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A random female moviegoer, code-named “douchegirl,” made quite the impression at the Sunshine Cinema during a recent 4:00 pm screening of Broken Embraces.  Her mere presence caused such a stir, that one patron hit the trusty Craigslist to vent some pent-up frustration.

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Here is the story of the douchegirl:

Hey you. Douchegirl. Who texted, grumbled, sighed, LOUDLY RUSTLED YOUR GIANT PERSONAL COLLECTION OF PLASTIC BAGS, ate a “snack size” bag of goldfish crackers and managed to make it last throughout half the movie, at which point you dramatically douched your way out of the theater, clearly aware you didn’t deserve to watch such a great film — Douche! — I saw you toss your snak bag on the floor of the theater.

The snack bag has been thrown away. But your douche attitude lingers.

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