An Open Letter to Drunken Revelers
Early Sunday morning at around 3 am, these two drunken gentlemen whipped out their man-parts in plain sight and began whizzing all over the 94 Orchard Street storefront. Not a care in the world.
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Dear Drunken Revelers,
Stop peeing on our beloved streets. And especially in the doorways of apartments buildings and storefronts. It’s enough already. Our neighborhood is not your public toilet. How would you feel if we strolled up to your neck of the woods, got wasted, and urinated all over your front door? Precisely. Leave and don’t come back.
Bowery Boogie
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