Vacation Rental at 175 Stanton is “Unforgettable Luxury Experience”

Posted on: August 16th, 2010 at 6:29 am by

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A two-bedroom vacation rental listing for Donald’s Place at 175 Stanton Street teems with just the type of broker babble that makes us queasy. Donald himself wants to spoil you with an “unforgettable luxury New York experience” at his abode for two bills a night.  And what do you get for that kind of money on the Lower East Side? Let’s find out!

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To the listing:

The apartment is located in the heart of the sexiest neighborhood in town! Roll out of bed to mouthwatering pancakes at Clinton St. Baking Company. Rent bikes at Frank’s bike shop, and go for a ride along the East Side River. Go shopping on Orchard Street for that vintage Burberry raincoat you’ve always dreamed of, and show it off on Schiller’s bar, with moules frites and cold beer.

The apt is on the top floor. Corner unit. Windows facing North, East, and South. All rooms get direct sunlight. Bedrooms are 20ft by 13ft, and 16ft by 12ft. Living room is 15ft by 17ft. It is the largest apt you’ll find in the L.E.S. Walking distance from East Village, SoHo, Nolita, West Village, and Chinatown. Stay in our luxury apartment, and give yourself an unforgettable luxury New York experience. Let us spoil you with our complimentary L.E.S. welcome package, and our additional available services such as yoga/gym passes, car services, personal shopper, private tour guide, and many more.

Okay, first, it’s not the East Side River, it’s just the East River.  Also, note the concise list given of all the neighborhood has to offer.  The number one attraction listed here is ATM/Bank! Come stay in the Lower East Side and see all the exclusive location-specific ATMs, unique from every other money machine in the world.

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