Changing Bulbs at Beauty & Essex

Posted on: August 17th, 2011 at 6:28 am by

To answer the question burning your noggin since the preppy establishment first opened at 146 Essex Street, there are upwards of 250 yellow lights powering the Beauty & Essex signage. Yes, a life-like Lite Bright. So how many dudes does it take to change dead bulbs at this Lower East Side hot-spot? Two – a ladder-bound worker with a box of replacements and his spotter on the sidewalk.

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We couldn’t think of a witty punchline to the light bulb riddle, so let’s see what you got!  In the meantime, we’ll defer to Steve Martin in the 1990 classic My Blue Heaven:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMknMZP_zX4

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