Sheets Energy Strips Plague Lower East Side
Posted on: October 13th, 2011 at 10:18 am by Elie
It’s a new low, but some Madison Avenue suits are invariably patting themselves on the back for this Sheets Energy Strips ad campaign. Within the last week or so, a rash of these billboards suddenly spread to nearly every available telephone booth along Bowery and Delancey.
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Simple double-entendre humor. Different service worker spokespeople – cops, lifeguards, etc. – tell the world where they’ve taken a “sheet.” Hardy har har. Where’s Katsu when you need him?
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