5 Simple Techniques to Battle iZombies [LISTS]
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After seeing the funny Broken Heart Bunny stencil aimed at iZombies last week, we’ve assembled a quick list of combative techniques to fight the pandemic.
First we must isolate the offender – a pedestrian whose gaze is consumed by the phone, and does not possess the decency to “pull over.”
- Passive aggressive – purposely bumping into iZombie with the hope that the phone falls and a lesson is learned.
- The Poltergeist – when alongside offender, shout “Boo!”
- Shock and Awe – take off your clothes to distract iZombie from glowing screen.
- The Pickup – walk alongside and say, “while you’re on that thing, can I get those digits?”
- The May I Have Your Attnetion Please – purchase airhorn. Use accordingly.