Couple Caught Having Sex on East River Pier

Posted on: September 3rd, 2013 at 6:19 am by

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Sometimes you just gotta say what the fuck…

This was just too hilarious not to post. Yesterday evening, just as Labor Day was concluding, and the hordes began returning to the quiet city, cops allegedly caught a couple in the act of fornicating on the pier. The police scanner @Breaking911 alerted its followers that a NYPD supervisor was needed following their tryst at “26 East River Piers.”

There isn’t much further information on the incident, and probably aren’t any photos. Unless of course the cops snapped a few shots before intervening (entirely possible)…

Where is the craziest place you’ve had public sex?

 

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