Behold! The Essex Street Snowman Now Has a Twin
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The rather rotund Essex Street Snowman was sprayed with water, causing it to multiply like mogwai. Where there was once one, now two exist…
Yes, there are now twin monstrous Essex Street Snowmen at the corner of Canal Street. In a quick change-up, the father-son team at the Chinese bodega created a second snow creature to keep the OG company. Both have clementines for buttons, apples for eyes, and carrots for noses. However, the kid brother was built with a sapling as its spine.
No word on whether these snowmen have eaten anything – like fried chicken – after midnight. Would hate to see what types of gremlins they’d morph into.