Stormtroopers Take Over the Orchard Hell Building

Posted on: September 18th, 2015 at 5:12 am by
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It would appear the evil empire has just taken up residence inside the Orchard Hell Building. A perfect fit; to quash the rebellion at all costs.

At this moment, there is a guard patrol of stormtroopers (i.e. cardboard cutouts) stationed inside one of the retail units at 180 Orchard Street. Their placement is rather mysterious (a disturbance in the force?), especially since we are told that none of the stores currently have tenants signed. Perhaps it’s simply streetside advertising for the new Star Wars flick opening this Christmas.

These retail condos (plus the parking garage) were together purchased last winter by a joint venture between Cohen Equities and Premier Equities for a combined $21 million. (The Indigo Hotel sitting atop the pedestal had previously divested from these spaces.)

Which one is TK-421?

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