Lower East Side Man Arrested for Having Sex with Girlfriend’s Dog

Posted on: April 15th, 2016 at 5:10 am by
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This one is from the files of “you can’t make this shit up.”

A Lower East Side man was arrested Wednesday afternoon for having sex with his girlfriend’s dog, a Maltese. The Daily News reports that Jesus Gutierrez, 39, was caught with his pants down thanks to an in-home camera set up by his 43-year-old girlfriend. The two live together in an apartment near the corner of Madison and Montgomery Streets.

Gutierrez awaits arraignment in Manhattan Criminal Court on two misdemeanor charges — torturing an animal and sexual conduct with an animal.

Kinda gives new meaning to the slang, raw doggin’ it, no?

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