In Which a Half-Naked Justin Bieber Fondles Himself Above Downtown

Posted on: May 9th, 2016 at 5:16 am by
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Here he is again, Beiliebers. Your knight in stripped-off armor, fondling himself in the name of Calvin Klein.

We’ve become accustomed to seeing the Bieber bulge above East Houston Street. Every couple months, Calvin Klein swaps out the four-story ad banner for another. It’s even spurred haters to respond with paintball revenge. This time, his dick is front and center, hand cupping the full package. “Dreaming” in his Calvins.

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