Going Balls Deep at the 20th Annual Mr. Lower East Side Pageant [PHOTOS]

Posted on: March 26th, 2019 at 5:01 am by

Photo: Eden Brower

Saturday night was of the utmost importance in the fashion world. But maybe you didn’t know it.

Bedlam bar on Avenue C served as runway for the always entertaining, and oft-cringeworthy, twentieth annual Mr. Lower East Side Pageant (returned from exile), where contestants squared off in various categories like the one-minute talent competition, a swimsuit competition, and evening wear.

With Reverend Jen hosting – she started the alternative fashion show back in 1999 – the pungent perfumes of sweat and body odor were prevalent. As was the display of cock-and-balls.

Johnny Bizarre with a hammer, Photo: Eden Brower

King of the night was Fritz, who was crowned Mr. Lower East Side. Other honorable mentions went to Mike Logan for Best Male Tits and Tommy D Naked Man for Best Nutsack.

Special thank you to Eden Brower for sharing these pictures.

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