Delancey Burger King ‘Assures You We’re Open’

Posted on: December 16th, 2020 at 5:04 am by

To look upon the disheveled Burger King on Delancey Street would be an exercise in not judging a book by its cover. Or, in this case, a storefront.

The exterior is so enveloped in graffiti and plywood boards, you might think it a war zone. Or that it’s gone forever. Though, not so. Nor is it too inviting.

So, in a probable nod to Clerks, the We Are Open signage on the grates attracted the requisite, “I assure you” graffiti.

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