Horse Shit

No More Horses in Hell Square; Equestrian Brigade Headed Back to the Stable

Posted October 13, 2015 at 5:00 am

No more horse shit. Seriously. If you have the displeasure of walking through Hell Square during prime party hours, seek refuge in the forthcoming change of the guard. Or, rather, removal. Almost five years trampled underfoot, and with piles of manure to boot (or step in), the 7th Precinct is finally ending the practice of late-night horse […]

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NYPD Rolls Out Underage Drinking Warning in Hell Square

Posted August 18, 2015 at 9:25 am

Looky what surfaced right at the northern entrance to Hell Square. Over the weekend, the 7th Precinct rolled out its mobile messaging system beside Katz’s Deli. It’s not much, but something; a passive threat that will likely prove ineffective – “underage drinking will not be tolerated.” This is one way the NYPD thinks it can battle […]

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NYPD Places Flood Lighting in Hell Square Due to Ben Shaoul’s 10-Story Construction

Last modified June 18, 2015 at 9:59 am

It must be summertime in Hell Square. The weekend hordes are queuing, binging, then purging on the sidewalks. All while mounted police officers patrol the streets, leaving mounds of manure in their paths. Residents, meanwhile, are left with the results, waking up to that unique aroma of horse piss and vomit. In addition, those trailer-bound […]

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NYPD Horse Shit in Hell Square Keeps Piling Up

Posted April 28, 2015 at 5:14 am

Shit outta luck. The past four years, residents of Hell Square (and one block below Delancey) have been categorically dumped on. Quite literally. The mounds of manure from the weekend horse patrols are relentless. It’s a near 100% guarantee that the neighborhood will wake up Saturday and Sunday mornings to a heaping pile. That’s in addition […]

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Local Electeds and CB3 Tour Lower East Side Nightlife with New SLA Commish

Posted October 21, 2014 at 5:13 am

For local officials and the State Liquor Authority, it was a Friday night tour of duty. Intended goal of the stunt outing was to witness firsthand the shitshow of Lower East Side nightlife that has been allowed by both Community Board 3 and the SLA over the last decade. State Senator Squadron, Borough President Brewer, […]

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Who is Responsible for Cleaning Up the NYPD Horse Shit in Hell Square?

Posted November 4, 2013 at 6:00 am

Hell Square residents, and even some businesses, are fed up with the constant crap crisis each weekend. The mounted police units show up like clockwork (usually 12am), and are tasked with patrolling the hordes of drunks north of Delancey. But it essentially becomes a petting zoo for photo opportunities … and the officers don’t clean […]

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Heaping Piles of Horse Shit Still Plague Hell Square

Posted August 14, 2013 at 6:08 am

Weekend mornings … when the streets are relatively quiet … after the hordes of B&T trash and transients depart … when guys and gals scurry along the walk of shame … when sidewalks are swept and sprayed … …there is invariably a heaping pile of horse shit at least somewhere along Ludlow or Orchard Streets, […]

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Weekend Nightlife Crowds Worsen on the Lower East Side

Posted September 17, 2012 at 11:18 am

So, as per usual, locals are forced to lay low on the weekends while B&T pretty much decimates the neighborhood.

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NYPD Horse Shit, Redux

Posted February 28, 2012 at 10:18 am

Many thanks to the NYPD equestrian unit for patrolling the Lower East Side streets and leaving so many fine presents.

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More Horse Shit for Orchard Street

Posted June 6, 2011 at 6:18 am

Thanks to the NYPD, early morning excursions in the general orbit of Hell Square usually require a keen eye and adept dodging skills.

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