Urination

Urinating Under the Lights of Orchard Street

Posted December 4, 2012 at 10:22 am

Early Sunday morning, this middle-aged chump stopped in the middle of the Orchard Street sidewalk to relieve himself. In plain sight. Not content to hide behind any of the many obstructions, the guy shamelessly furnished his brick and drained the lizard without a care in the world. The other hand was used to press the […]

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Do Not Piss in This Delancey Doorway!

Posted July 18, 2012 at 6:16 am

Here on the Lower East Side, there is no doubt a direct correlation between the proliferation of nightlife and the frequency of doorway pissers. We’ve been through this time and again, as it happens every weekend like clockwork.

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262 Broome Not a Bathroom

Last modified August 11, 2010 at 2:13 pm

In three different languages, the residents of 262 Broome Street ask that you please refrain from using their doorstep as a bathroom.  That is all.